smoked-out-xx–wolfhunter–xx:

hotmeat89:

you know what, fuck you [unsucks your titties]

LOOOL I Would Never Do This I Suck The Titties So Hard That I Am Basically A Newborn Baby And I Am Not About To Be Bottle Fed Unless That Bottle Is Full Of Liquor Hahahaha Of Course Im Just Messin With You But Seriously What I Need In My Life Is A Joint, Xbox And Someone To Just Vibe With And See What Happens

(via boy-and-girl-crazy123456)

kibibarel:

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

(via bakuraryxu)

hautesprings:

me to me: don’t worry baby

(via cute-communist-420)

kogaroshi:

wickedseahag:

gays! clean your room

(via everythingisaboutyoutome)

benepla-deactivated20200506:

benepla-deactivated20200506:

the melodic sound of skipping an ad in a podcast

“(music sting) hey Jason, do you know what I li..me..by..ha..sh…no…la..do..SquareSpa..ma..you…code…for…he…—come back, I went to the doctor yesterday and it doesn’t look good”

(via graystudie-deactivated20200519)

fullhalalalchemist:

Do i even need to say anything? Like anything? Like do i really need to say anything????

(via misato-katsuragis-wife)

1950schick:

dreamlordmorpheus:

justslowdown:

passionpeachy:

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!

2 yrs later:

Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:

Being someone with chronic pain, you guys are giving me hope for what I can achieve in the future

(via malwako-deactivated20190819)

fleshgoblin:

dogdownloader:

fleshgoblin:

dogdownloader:

goblin.

vague about me more i guess :/

there’s this one guy I know and he just won’t stop talking about GOBLINS ..

I just like goblins. I see a goblin, I go nutty. I get crazy. Goblins? Love em. Never going to stop whenever I die my gravestones gonna have a funny goblin picture on it right next to a big heart that I’ll hand engrave with cold dead hand because I love goblins so much. Favorite shark? Goblin. Favorite movie? Return of the Goblins 7, a classic. Sometimes I JUST can’t STOP thinking about GOBLINS. Please god let me get to know a real goblin, like really get to know. The kind of know that you have with an intimate lover, I need to be that close with a goblin. Just to see a beautiful goblin in front of me on my wedding day. I fucking love goblins…

(via e-seal-deactivated20210319)

dramatictrash85:

(via cockandballnurture-deactivated2)